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Oneoff

Ordinary - Boring - Staid - Tedious - Pedestrian

About Him

Country of Origin:United Kingdom
Country:Windsor (Berkshire), Berkshire, England, United Kingdom
Gender:Male
Age:51
Star Sign:Capricorn
Height:5' 8" (173cm)
Body Type:Athletic
Looks:Average
Hair Colour:Light Brown
Eye Colour:Blue
Relationship Status:Separated
Looking For:Just penpals; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; A long-term relationship; Marriage
Have Children:Yes, living with me
Want Children:Maybe
Daily Diet:Eat healthily
Smoking:Never
Drinking:Occasionally
Education:University / College student
Occupation:Self-employed
Income:Enough
Ethnicity:White/Caucasian
Home Language:English
Other Languages:French
Religion:Christian / Protestant

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Why should you get to know Oneoff?

My life is organised steady and calm no matter what, nothing moves me from that. I’m self-employed, working to commission from private customers, this has been my way of life for 20 years. It provides a good steady income. I’ve no debts, neither do I want any.
I keep myself fit with about 5 hrs. sport and exercise each week – Judo.
In my spare time I enjoy being around children – visits to theme parks, museums, theatre, ballet. It’s a privilege and a pleasure, guiding progress and development, a responsibility I enjoy.
My pleasures include walks in the countryside, wildlife and photography.
I can cook well from scratch – good fresh food is the fundamental requirement of a happy life.
When necessary and because I enjoy it, I can build, design, or repair nearly anything - to a professional standard, computers, window frames, vehicles, plumbing, practical tasks come very easily to me.
Sometimes, while I work, I write humour. Occasionally people laugh when they read it.

He describes his ideal match thus:

I’m looking for a woman who is even-tempered and calm who will be happy with a steady domestic life. Someone contented, who knows, instinctively, the difference between foundations and superstructure, understands pyramids – concentrate on the foundations and the rest follows. Someone, who will be happy with the joint life we build, satisfied by the possibilities available, a net contributor and an optimistic doer, financially aware and able to prioritise. A woman with talents and abilities that match and complement my own, whether she is employed, self- employed or a practical homemaker is immaterial. A problem solver not a complainer. Sense of humour optional.

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About His Ideal Match

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Country of Origin: (Slightly important)United Kingdom
Country: (Moderately important)Anywhere in the United Kingdom
Gender:Female
Age Range: (Slightly important)35 - 52
Star Sign:Any
Height: (Slightly important)5' 0" (152cm) - 5' 10" (179cm)
Body Type: (Decidedly important)Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks: (Moderately important)Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour: (Moderately important)Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often; Greying; Grey; White
Eye Colour: (Moderately important)Grey; Green; Blue-Green; Blue; Hazel; Brown
Has Photo:Not important at all
Has Voice Recording:Not important at all
Relationship Status: (Moderately important)Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:Any
Want Children:Any
Daily Diet: (Moderately important)Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking: (Moderately important)Never
Drinking: (Decidedly important)Never; Occasionally
Education: (Decidedly important)Secondary; University / College student; Further education; University; Postgraduate; Private school
Occupation: (Moderately important)Administrative / Secretarial; Arts / Music / Writing; Executive / Management; Financial services; Food / Catering; Labour / Construction; Legal; Medical / Dental / Veterinary; Political / Government; Sales / Marketing; Self-employed; Teaching / Education / Training; Science / Engineering / Research; Transportation; Other; Agriculture; Public sector
Income: (Decidedly important)Solvent; Enough; Mortgage slave; Comfortable; Wealthy
Ethnicity:Any
Home Language: (Moderately important)English
Other Languages:Any
Religion: (Moderately important)Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Hindu; Islamic; Jewish; Spiritual, but not religious

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Personality Traits:Optimistic; Realistic; Stable; Loyal; Independent; Sensible; Happy; Confident; Trustworthy; Faithful
Sense of Humour:Slapstick
Valued Qualities:Contentment; Honesty; Kindness; Patience; Self-control; Tolerance; Faithfulness
Intelligence:Average
Ruled by:The head
Party Behaviour:An impartial observer
Hair Style:Short
Facial Hair:I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:I wear glasses only when reading
Body Art:I don't have any
Fashion Sense:Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:My trusty pair of jeans
Pastimes of choice:Exercising
Music Preferences:Classical; Country & Western; Folk; Jazz; Opera; Rock
Reading:I read books regularly; I read newspapers regularly; I read magazines regularly
Books:(Auto)biographies; History; Non-fiction
TV Habits:I prefer listening to the radio
TV programmes:Documentaries; News; Comedy/Sit-coms; Educational; Nature/Wildlife
Movie Frequency:Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:Action; Art Films; Comedy; Documentary; Independent; Westerns
Current Relationship:I'm separated
Date Activities:A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Sport Involvement:A regular competitor
Sports:Birdwatching; Martial arts
Interests:Auto repair; Computer programming; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Photography; Reading; Woodwork; The arts
Pace of Life:Organised
Time at Work:I work at home
Cooking:I love it!
Dining Out:I always cook at home
Cuisine:British; Chinese; French; Greek; Japanese; Italian; Seafood; Sushi; Thai
Family Size:I've got brothers
Family Contact:I see them when I can
Time Online:I check in once a day
Favourite Colour:Blue
Animals:I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):Cat(s)
Pets (Like):Bird(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:Intelligence
Turn-offs:Sarcasm
Work aspirations:I already have my ideal job
Dream Home:In the country
Retirement Plans:Enjoying the comforts of home
Religious Attendance:Only on religious holidays
Politics:I have no interest in politics
Feelings about using thelondonlove:Optimistic
Honesty:Very